The funniest ever article at Slashdot

Funniest thing at slashdot, ever. *Microsoft* making cars that don't crash?
That will be a redifinition of the blue screen of death.
"Your car is running Windows 2008 - this road supports only Windows 2011 or better - please update".
"Microsoft cannot detect your car's Windows licence. Please contact Microsoft technical support if you want to drive this car".
"Your car radio has been disabled since Windows has detect that the analog radio you are listening to is not using Windows DRM".
Besides ... if Windos "It just works" new slogan is as Windows products are generally, I have no desire to know what their cars are like.
What would it be to drive a Mac then?