Kernel panic wear
Kernel panic mug ... for safe boot mornings.
Kernel panic shirt
Kernel panic inside?
Kernel panic in fridge?
And yes - why did it take so long for anyone to come up with kernel panic wear? The mug feels perfect for the mornings before 11 AM, the wear for just annoying people at work, and I want a fridge magnet - if for nothing else, to see how the people will look like when they see a fridge that asks to be shut down...